I quit my job last Thursday. Or my paid internship, I suppose. The guy who runs the business is a difficult person to get along with, and I reached my limit. I’m going to miss my coworkers, and the workshop environment, but it was time to move on and find something with actual career potential. I’m back to hitting up the job boards every day, pounding the digital pavement. There are a lot of graphic design positions out there, so I’m optimistic. Wish me luck!

For some time now, I’ve wanted a pair of breeches. Also called breeks, knickers, plus twos/fours/eights, these are short trousers that fasten just below the knee. They were popular in the late19th and early 20th century as sportswear—used in golfing, skiing, shooting, and cycling. The last is why they’re interesting to me. I love riding in style, but one always has to keep one’s trouser legs clear of the chain. That means either stuffing them into socks, rolling them up, using clips and bands of various sorts—clearly breeches are the elegant solution.

Breeches can be hard to come by. Certainly not cheaply. I’ve rarely seen them in vintage stores, and when I finally find them they usually don’t fit. I could walk into the Orvis shop in Midtown Manhattan and spend upwards of $250 on a nice pair of shooting breeks if I could afford it, but I can’t. A person of a crafty turn of mind won’t go long before wondering how hard it would be to take a pair of inexpensive trousers and fashion breeches out of them. I did some research online (not much out there), did some sketching to figure out the basic mechanics of the whole thing, and jumped in. What follows is a chronicle of my first attempt.

I will state at this point that I’m no sort of expert in the tailoring arts. There are probably better ways to do a lot of what I did here, and if you can recommend any, I’ll be grateful for the feedback. I already have a list of things I’d do differently next time I try this (I will undoubtedly try it again). Also, I got most of my design ideas by studying photos of Bicycle fixation’s classic wool knickers. Someday when I can afford it I’d love to pick up a pair.

Here goes!

First off, the trousers. I found a pretty decent 3-piece suit, in tan pinstripe, at a vintage shop in Park Slope for $20. The trousers fit a bit loose around the waist and were a tad short, but with plenty of fabric in the hem. The vest fit rather well. The jacket, however, was decidedly too short. Perfect project fodder! I wanted a matching vest for the breeches, so this was going to work out well. Adrienne did her magic and put on suspender buttons. It wouldn’t do to try wearing these with a belt!

Since the suit coat was not going to be worn, its sleeve buttons were fair game. There are a lot of ways to fasten the bottom cuffs of breeches: elastic, buckles, snaps, etc. I like the look of buttons, and I figured making a button tab would be fairly easy. I figured on making a 1-1/4″ cuff at the bottom of the leg.

I’d read that when making trousers into breeches, you want to mark about halfway down the shin from the knee for the bottom of the cuff. Trying the trousers on, I marked the spot with a pin (the one on the right). I knew I was going to want the seam open to about mid-knee, so I marked that spot as well.

Right above where I wanted the seam opened to, I hand-stitched a little triangle to anchor the seam. My machine has a triangle stitch but it wasn’t giving me a result I was happy with.

I put my seam ripper to work and opened the leg up to the anchor stitch. so far, so good!

While I was at it I let out the existing hem so I could see how much fabric I had to play with. Time for some cuffing!

I measured 5″ from where I wanted the leg to end and cut the fabric off as straight as I could. I marked a chalk line for reference. Next, I folded the end inward 1″ and pressed it. This part would go inside the leg and be stitched to it later on.

Once I had my 1″ turned in, I folded the leg up the remaining 4″ and pressed it.

Something about this part scares me just a bit. I suppose it’s the moment of truth, when you find out if the cut you made to the fabric was actually measured right. And before you say anything, I measured thrice.

The third fold is at cuff-height (1-1/4″ as mentioned). Pressed into place, then whatever’s hanging beyond the end of that inner fold will be folded back under and sewn. Still with me here? Yeah, me neither.

Instead of folding and pressing that last fold, I’m gonna flip the whole shebang over so I can stitch the inner hem.

All Pinned and ready to go. The fold in the middle is where the bottom of the leg will be.

Sewing machines are wonderful things. I may try to hand-sew this project someday when I’m better at it…this was not the day for it.

Moving right along. Instead of wrestling with the buttonhole attachment, I decided to make a button loop. I used the trimmed-off leg fabric to fashion a  small band. I measured 3/4″ and pinned it.

Freshly stitched. Next I trimmed the excess with pinking shears and turned it inside-out.

The button loop, folded over and stitched into shape

When I fit the loop onto the cuff, it turned out to be a bit too wide, so I made another band of fabric 5/8″ wide and made a second loop.

This second loop fit perfectly, sliding into the outer band of the cuff. Here, I’m measuring how far out it needs to be for the button to fit through.

The button loop, sewn into place. This project is starting to look pretty sexy! Hidden behind the cuff is the stitch that’s holding the hemmed fabric on the inside.

The two ends of the cuff have to overlap significantly in order to close snugly under the knee. I wanted to keep the front of the pant fairly clean looking, so that means the back needs to fold in at a slant. I folded it over and stitched the edge. I used a slip hem stitch to finish the inside. I swear I took a photo of it, but it seems to have disappeared! I was quite proud of it, being my first attempt at a hem stitch.

Now everything’s in place, I stitched the top of the cuff to the leg. I know cuffs are usually left open save for an anchor stitch, but When out in nature (or the big dirty city) lots of particulate matter tends to accumulate in there. You’ll notice I did a top-stitch on both sides of the open seam.

Time for buttons! I tried the breeches on again and marked a spot about 2.5 inches in for the middle button. 1.5″ to each side I put another one. Adrienne gave me a quick tutorial on proper button-sewing (you use a toothpick) and off I went! Note to self: mark button placement with the fabric marker, not the Sharpie.

Well, it buttons! And with that, ladies and gentlemen, we have breeches.

Naturally I felt obliged to pose with my trusty steed. The other project I’m embroiled in presently is making tweed covers for the frame. More on that later. Next time there’s a Tweed Run I plan on turning some heads. Represent, what what.

Here’s a close-up of the finished leg. Turns out that middle button was a bit too loose, so it’s fastened to the third one instead.

While I’m pretty happy with how this project turned out, I can already see room for improvement. The opening blouses out a lot, and could probably stand to be covered up with a gusset. also, the overlap of the cuff ends is problematic. The part of the back cuff, on the underside of the overlap, doesn’t stay level and causes the vent to blouse out more. I might want to have that vent start a little lower down as well, and perhaps address the angling of the sides earlier on in the design. the trousers aren’t designed to taper at that point, and  that may require pleating at the cuff to remedy. I’d love to talk to a more experienced tailor about the design.

Questions, comments and constructive criticism are welcome and encouraged.

Adrienne and I did in fact do our Israel trip in the spring, it was a great success. A whirlwind tour of the North, Jerusalem, Tel-Aviv and Haifa. Not nearly enough time to do it all. We did get lots done and it was so much fun!

I’m doing leatherwork these days. I’m a paid intern at Artemas Quibble, making fancy belts for rich people. The work itself is very satisfying. After so long working digitally, it’s great to spend the whole day making things by hand. My coworkers are a diverse group, mostly a bit younger than me, and a finer bunch of people to work alongside you couldn’t ask for. The job is three days a week and doesn’t pay that much, but I’m happy for any kind of work at the moment.

Alongside my moonlighting as Painless Parker, I’m playing in the Way Station’s house band, the Waysties. We do Celtic and “Celtified” tunes for the most part. It’s great to play with other people.

I have lots of craft projects going, many of them fabric-oriented. I’m getting better at using the sewing machine, as well as hand-stitching. The next post will be evidence of that!

Painless Parker is going strong. My fellow Parsons alum Sam Strick has joined the act on spoons and washboard. He’s given the music a much needed infusion of rhythm and backwoods cred. We’ve been playing more shows around town. We’re even starting to get proper Manhattan bookings for potentially paying gigs. I’ve made new business cards, plus some cool stickers to sell at shows. Merch is the best way to make any kind of money as a band, really.

Money would be nice because I am out of a job. After a good run at Darden Studio, dire financial straits hit and I was laid off. I think it’s time to move on to something new anyway. I’ve talked to an advisor ad Parsons and that’s been very helpful. I may pick up something part time just to keep some money coming in and the bills paid.

Adrienne and I will be visiting Israel for Passover. It will be her first time in the country. We’re planning a full itinerary with lots of sight-seeing. I can’t wait to show her around!

My friend Miriam has been down there since the second day, and is on the medics team. She decided to pull out her Steampunk Emma Goldman persona and do a reading of Emma’s New Declaration of Independence from 1909. Check it out:

After that I performed a little topical ditty I completed the previous day. I caution you that this song contains profanity.

I’m organizing my own gig for the first time. It’s gonna be a variety show featuring myself and my friend Mike playing cello, a mime act and belly dancing. I’m especially happy with how the poster turned out. I was up extra late the other night getting it done…I had almost finished it when Illustrator lost half my work. In re-doing it, I think it actually came out better, and I learned some new tricks.

The trunk, drying in the back yard:
 

Brushing on some polyurethane varnish:

Oh, look! Here it is in Brooklyn!

The lovely Loch Lomond, California:

Red white and blue, patriot that I am

Adrienne and I, being all cutesy:

Picnicers picnicing, me noodling:

Paddleboats!

My friend Rachel, an avid Sherlockian and martial artist, is getting a study group together as part of an effort to establish Bartitsu practice in New York. She’s also been instrumental in getting Professor Mark Donnelly to the city for two intensive workshops this summer. I learned the hard way at a workshop a while back that practicing with a real walking stick is not a good idea. The stick is heavy and makes learning the moves awkward, and the cane topper tends to come loose. Donnelly’s group, who train regularly in Harrisburg PA, use practice sticks mocked up with PVC pipes and such. Here is my attempt at fashioning my own practice stick for myself and Adrienne.

The materials I used:

• 2 PVC pipes, 1/2″ internal diameter so about 5/8″-7/8″ external. Cut to 38″ long. $5 for the pair.
• 2 Rubber cane tips from Rite-Aid, made to fit a 7/8″ diameter shaft.  $4.99.
• 1 pair of Dimension foam/rubber bike grips, $12.
• 2 rolls of black cloth handlebar tape, $6 each.

I got the pipes from a local plumbing supply shop that’s right around the corner from where I work. You can probably get it cheaper at Lowes or Home Depot, but this was more convenient for me and I like supporting small businesses. It’s possible I could do better on the bar tape and grips as well, depending on the bike store.

A note on pipe length: As per Professor Donnelly’s recommendation, I measured from the center of my breastbone to the tip of my arm stretched out sideways, to arrive at 38″. Obviously you will want to measure yourself to determine idea stick length.

On goes the cane tip. Easy-peasy. It should be noted that I checked the tip and the grips to make sure they fit when I was at the plumbing store, before I got the pipe cut down. At present I have no adhesive in place. If the tip flies off in practice, I’ll see about some Krazy Glue or epoxy.

Next comes the grip. You could just use two cane tips, but I wanted something that would signify that it was the top and not the bottom of the stick. With a real walking stick it’s a big difference since that’s where the weight is, so it’s handy to know which end is the “loaded” one. This was a bit harder to get on, and I ended up using some 3-in-1 oil to ease it on. A friend who is more knowledgeable than I in the ways of craft recommended trying Loctite. It goes on a bit slick, then gets sticky and glues everything in place. Again, if I find the grips slipping much I may try that.

Taping the length of the stick seemed like a good idea. Better grip, absorption of sweat, all that good stuff. I am not the world’s best tape wrapper, so it came out a little lumpy. Still, not too terrible and certainly serviceable enough for training.  I used cloth, but you could also use the leather-like stuff with the perforated holes for a cushier grip. Depends on the look you like. Cloth bar tape comes in lots of pretty colors, though not quite long enough to wrap the whole stick.

The finished products. I may need to shorten Adrienne’s stick by a little bit. All in all, I think the project went smashingly well! About $17 per stick, not bad.

I’m playing my first solo show next week. It’s so last-minute my head’s still spinning. Craziness!